peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(via nasty-n-weird)

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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(via nasty-n-weird)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via 420bbakedstreet)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via coluring)

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

    Teacher: How much is a gram?
    Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..